Why do people front in the club? As in, pure undiluted shakara (other synonyms include: shakara, notice-me-but-don't-touch, dripping-swagoo). It just doesnt make any logical sense. The truth of the matter is that everyone comes to the club to have fun (at least normal people), why else would people go to the club? Abeg help me reason this matter, why would someone after:
1) Driving around the city for 15minutes looking for free parking spot
2) Trekking 7 minutes from where you parked to the club entrance (Compulsory walking = Trekking)
3) Standing in the queue for over 30 mins like say cold no dey catch you (because you don't want to drop $450 for table service)
4) Paying $20 or more to get into the club (Promoters are vexing!)
5) Buying 1 drink for $12 or more (Seriously if I was president, shayo would be free)
After all that hustling and smiling, you still no wan burn calories on the dance floor, but why?
The music is on full blast, the DJ (a.k.a. yours faithfully) is on point, spinning the latest pakurumo/komole and azonto beats, yet people instead choose to have an affair with the wall (wall-hugging), stare at their Blackberrys (Jay-Z too dey ping me jor!) or even worse eye-ball everyone else in the club. Think of it this way, pakurumo burns calories and boosts your life span! Contrary to conventional wisdom, "person wey fat no mean say the person dey enjoy". Dulleth not
i dey feel your logic. It makes absolutely no sense. Fronting for no reason cos i don't understand how u one can go tru all that stress and still be hugging wall. you might have well stayed home and hate from outside the club.
ReplyDeleteIt makes no sense at all, pay all that money just to stand by the wall all in the name of "fronting".
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